THE NIGHT RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN 
AGED 50 YEARS
© 2002. Okihei Enterprise, Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
Tribute to Richard Chamberlain

 
When The Hollywood Woman's Press Club
award it's "Golden Apples," 
it also has a mysterious Santa to distribute gifts. 
Here'show Dr. Kildare fooled everyone 
in the role of ol' St. Nicolas.
It took Dick less than an hour to age fifty years;
he made up in a Beverly Hills hotel room
to keep his identity a deep, dark secret.
Dick has naturally rosy cheeks but he has to do
something about his nose - so he picked out
the biggest, rounded one he could find.
He's already jolly, but it will be a long time
before Dick becomes old, and grey-he'll only be
celebrating his 30th birthday this March 31.
However his hair has darkened.
Disguises are nothing new to the blue-eyed
bachelor. For the sneak preview of Twilight of Honor, he donned sunglasses and a fake 
mustache; he was able to come and go unnoticed.
Dick had never any problem getting dates.
But what would they think of him
if they saw him with  his wrinkles and beard?
Lorne Greene was one of the apples,
but no one knew who was behind the beard
until Dick unmaskered himself.
Fooling half of H'wood, was more fun 
than he bargained for.